I love Valentines’ Day, I need it to remember who loves me. Said literally no-one, literally never. But ignoring it entirely does feel a little blah. SoI figured I might as well do a round-up of some of the best slash more unusual gift ideas I’ve seen for Valentines’ Day this year. Because nothing says basic like a pink, heart-shaped selection box (vom).
Um. I’m not sure how to tell you about this one – bear with me. So. Chocolate naturally contains cocoa polyphenolic epicatechins. Turns out that when they are combined with astaxanthin (aka the most powerful antioxidant known to science) and esthechoc’s production secrets, they create an incredible potent nutricosmetic with a strong, scientifically proven impact on the metabolism of ageing skin. Which in basic speak is chocolate that acively makes your skin better as you eat it. It’s a food supplement in the form of 72.6% dark chocolate. One 38 calorie treat of Esthechoc per day helps stimulate collagen and elastin synthesis that results in flattening of wrinkles and increase of density, firmness and elasticity of skin. It’s basically the nicest medicine ever. You’re welcome.
You know you’ve found a good match when they’ll Uber a gluten-free meal to you just because.
Here for a good time not a long time, yeh?
Because really – who hasn’t ever wanted to dress up like a present? Happy birthday, Mr President..
Because you’re great
I mean, the options are endless here. Crazy-long-lasting eyeliner so you’ll still look hawt next morning. Waterproof mascara if he’s a d*ck. Rose gold foil eyeshadow just cos.
For emergency use only.
U ok, hun?
A combination of highly potent active substances: Astaxanthin (the most powerful antioxidant known to science) and Cocoa polyphenolic epicatechins (found naturally in chocolate). Unique micellar technology used during production of esthechoc makes these actives bioavailable.